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Man Meat

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.
I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.
by ubieihdjlkfjdk313 July 12, 2010
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meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 15, 2006
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Wog meat

(noun, insult) An attractive white woman that only has sex with black/asian men.
Dude 1 "wow, look at her over there!"
Dude 2 "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate, she's wog meat"
by d*v*ant January 15, 2009
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meany

A world used to describe a person who has acted in a mean or unfair manner, so that the victim of this treatment is unable to get their own way, therefore resulting in sulking and grumpiness on the part of the said person.
Boy/girl: mandy's invited me to a party on saturday night, please can i go?

Mother:No.

Boy/girl :OMG,that's so unfair!Why can't i go?

Mother: BECAUSE!End of conversation.

Boy/girl:meany.
(secretly hatches plan to sneak out instead...)
by wet fish June 11, 2006
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meat case

a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.
Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case
by king jonman July 2, 2006
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Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009
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