Mary Worshiper

A Catholic.

The Pope is a Mary worshiper.

by Iwghmn April 2, 2009

Mary Isabella

She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.

That is all.

-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"

by WarmAndWet April 17, 2011

Mary Mason

full of beautiful mutations <3

Mary Mason has amazing blue eyes, luscious blonde hair, unique freckles, the undeniable balding gene and an "attitude of negatism" <3 she's perfect and will always walk my way to english

by xocarla October 14, 2014

mary sarah

1. A person amazingly talented in bed
2. A generous soul
3. A diva who likes things a particular way

1. Last night he told me I pulled a mary sarah and wanted to marry me!
2. You are so kind to strangers, such a mary sarah.
3. Goodness, she is a mary sarah, never happy with the way I do things.

by EkaraJericho September 11, 2016

mary holland

Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.

That girl is so cool she must be Mary Holland!!

by kalmsl July 6, 2020

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020