Herd of lies

When someone speaks utter shit and everyone knows.

“Oh wow, that was an large amount of lies she just spoke on the stand. You could say it was a herd of lies.

by JforJ May 22, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Ty for the likes

Something, losers say, when their comments get more than 100 likes.

Person 1: Comments a joke that gets 100 likes
Person 1: “Omg! Ty for the likes!

by arandomsmartcritic001 November 3, 2022

I think she likes me

Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female

Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming

Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me

by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022

thanks for the likes

A sentence that people under the age of 5 use when they get a shit ton of likes on YouTube, TikTok, or any other social media platform that (mostly) degenerates go to.

Man throws rock on woman
Some random 12 year old kid on capcut: this is what i call a sigma move

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Read More *click*

edit: MOM!!! IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit 2: HOLY- THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
edit 3: older brother here. took care of him. thank me later.

by Nitren December 15, 2022

Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023

National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day

In the month of November, You should ask out somebody that you know likes you

On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush

by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021