Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

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Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

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Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

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clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023

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Lai

Lai is a name often a somewhat shy girl but still young lady with class who wants to speak her mind to speak her mind but often can't even stand up for herself

"Did you guys met the new girl Lai I haven't seen her talking to too many people

by Iloveppl2 September 20, 2021

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