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Thirsty local

A thirsty local is one of those locals that only thinks about getting a boyfriend.

A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)

A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.
Person 1: Ugh look at the thirsty local over there, she’s just setting there on Omegle with her other local friends, trying to get guys on Snapchat and using people to get followers. She really thinks that she’s pretty but that’s just because the guys only can see her face. I mean she might have lost weight but you can really see those ores she eat earlier.

Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.

Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.
by LocalHater101 January 31, 2019
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douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
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Parent Locatis (parent on location!)

a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
Parent Locatis (parent on location!) means: a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
by DOOT DOOT SANUS June 11, 2019
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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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Evergreen local schools

Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.
The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.
by Realtalkingman November 4, 2019
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Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business
Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad
by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019
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ok local

when someone from where you live doesn't understand a meme or says something dumb.
"ok local" is the "ok boomer" for millenials and gen z
me: laughs for a meme

local: Why are you laughing
me: shows meme
local: it's not funny
me: ok local
by yeeyee1200 December 31, 2019
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