Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 09, 2022
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lay the avocado

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam
by jaiilinx February 12, 2021
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Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.
Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"
by chloe_gyuri January 12, 2025
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Man Lai

Man Lai is very artistic, Very caring, very thoughtful. She’s a nice friend to have and if you treat her right she’ll treat you right too! Sometimes they do have RBFs( resting Bitch face ) so if you see them staring into blank space with a angry or annoyed looking face, don’t pay much attention to it.
Friend A: Is Man Lai ok today? She looks annoyed...
Friend B: Don’t worry about it. It’s just her RBF.
by Bjornly November 22, 2021
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Lai lai

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai
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Lai lai

The mother-in-law to a person who is residing with the paternal side of the family. If the male partner is residing with the female's parent(s) then the male undertakes the woman's role and addresses his mother-in-law as his lai lai.
Wes has a lai lai.
by Bapukwes March 12, 2021
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Lai lai

A mother-in-law to a person residing with the maternal side of the family.
Wes has a lai lai and he serves his lai lai everyday.
by Bapukwes March 12, 2021
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