Kerbin

The 3rd planet of the Kerbol System after Moho and Eve. Home to the green men known as "Kerbals." Kerbin is 600 kilometers in radius with a breathable atmosphere in 70 kilometers in height making it the 3rd largest celestial body in the Kerbol system. Kerbin has two moons; The Mün and Minmus.

If you reach low Kerbin orbit, you are halfway to anywhere.

by Lunatic's Lunacy February 10, 2023

Keyboard Battalion

A person or a group of teenage military larpers, mainly russian/ ukrainian supporters, who go on online posts about a conflict (mainly ukraine war) and spams a bunch of shit stating they support _____ from _____ and proceed to turn into panty shitters if anybody disagrees or call them out

Youtube Video
Ukrainian GoPro footage captures moment when Russian blah blah blah blah blah blah

1. GLORY TO RUSSIA FROM UKRAINE 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
2. Jesus fucking christ here comes the Keyboard Battalion

by pantysooker March 12, 2023

Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)

Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what

by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023

kerbillion

A kerbillion is the biggest number, ad infinitum. Coined by The Monkey Phone Kids.

MY DAD'S DICK FLASHED 100 TIMES??? HA, HA. HA!

MY DAD'S DICK FLASHED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN WORLD, THE FLESH PRISON, AND GUANTANAMO??

BUT IT'S FLASHED ONE....KERBILLION........TIMES....

:0

by Not KDK July 5, 2023

keyboard

keyboard

keyboard

by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023