"Karen is always a bag of douche"
by Je m'appelle Jen July 16, 2008

To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010

by momolologaming01 April 23, 2019

by kyliesizzlemynizzl April 3, 2019

A vey pretty nice girl with a bit of an attitude but is overall very nice. She can get all the guys in the world. She is always calling herself ugly but she really is not. Karen is probably the best girl you will ever meet
Person 1: What is that girls name.
Person 2: I don't know but judging on how pretty she is she must be a Karen.
Person 2: I don't know but judging on how pretty she is she must be a Karen.
by racoonpersony March 8, 2020

Persons with the name Karene, are the mediators, peacemakers and the helpers of the world. They have the talent and ability to work well with others and are co-operative, courteous and very considerate towards others. In many ways they are dependent upon others and seem to function best when in a partnership or in a form of group activity.
by CCCCHU November 21, 2021

Lets make something very clear here about a Karen.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
Karen: PUT YOUR MASK ON!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
by blackjaguar January 29, 2022
