Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

dont kill it

Say if i told a joke for example... and it was funny the first time... and someone else kept bringing it up i would say .. dont kill it. or ... you jst killed it... as in you made the funny joke not funny. it taggs on to sentences like. funny guy... dont kill it .. thats most common . it doesnt have to be a joke it could be a special funny moment .

I cant think of any examples... but you should get it already ... if u dont.. just email me and ive put an example on definition kinda :) GOODAY MATE :p . just ignore this .... dont kill it

by fungimala April 5, 2008

rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."

"Go on about your rat killing."

by Jinja September 9, 2005

kill yourself

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

by marie August 18, 2003

KILL EM

a phrase used often in oldham social circles, particularly at hotel woodhouse, many plots to 'kill em' are generally thought up when everyone is on pills.

'lets go and kill em'

'kill em'

'em em em em em'

by boothyboothyboothyyy August 1, 2008

kill+kittens

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.

by Dustin Imports August 19, 2003

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009