july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys

richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 7, 2022

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

by Mlcg1 July 15, 2022

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

by MortilaCormilla July 18, 2022

July 24th

national titty pic day

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?

by ham23916 July 24, 2022

July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022