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July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in
Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable
by Underfyinf September 28, 2020
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July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything
Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing
by lmaogab July 7, 2022
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July 17th

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin
by Mlcg1 July 15, 2022
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July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!
by DryWater July 16, 2022
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July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today
Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23
by MortilaCormilla July 18, 2022
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July 24th

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?
by ham23916 July 24, 2022
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July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022
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