Jon

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

Jon O

A coward who lies about eveything and anything . They also have people take test for them usually at the college level . They will bet on eveything but never bet !

“

Jon o what color is the grass?
“The grass is blue”

by MarkieMoe December 11, 2018

Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten

I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.

by HappyKart February 10, 2023

Jon Cherba

A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.

Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.

by Believer of the one true Jon April 10, 2021

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Jon

Short for Jonathan, a male name.

Jon is pretty busy right now.

by the random. December 4, 2021

Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.

Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.

by Dontbejon October 27, 2022