Jona

Why even?
Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
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Jona

Jona is litterally a gay boy. He’s so nice to other people on the outside but hates people on the inside. Jona is a boy who loves to talk about other people he don’t like and is always kind when he meets them in person. Jona is a very nice guy who will always be there in your darkest times. He’s a friend you are greatful to have!

Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is Gay
by simsibimsi November 23, 2021
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Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)
Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia
by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023
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Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"
by <3tolki November 25, 2021
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Jonas

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"
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jonas

cool, awsome gamer dude ,humer is sex jokes
jonas is a cool awsome gamer dude who has a humor about sex
by gamer jonas January 11, 2022
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Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.
Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.
by dolfdolf August 03, 2018
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