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mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021
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Doing a Johnson

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.
by Sorbitar September 24, 2019
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Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021
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Dan Johnson

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.
by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant
“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.
Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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