samuel l jackson

Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?

person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.

by al kickyourass April 27, 2006

Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.

She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!

by IDZ December 28, 2005

jacks head

a simile to refer to a large object

the size of the mountain i climbed it was almost the size of jacks head!

by tonto ya mad daftyz July 22, 2010

Jaafar Jackson

He's the teenage son of Jackson 5 bassist Jermaine Jackson and Colombian hoe Alejandra Oaziaza. He's uber sexy and gets just as much attention from the teenage girls as his cousin Prince Jackson. He does karate and bought a stun gun online with a credit card. The boy is bad. He's also a model so you know he's fit. And it is Jaafar not Jaffar. Learn it.

OMJ! Did you see those pictures of Jaafar Jackson in Hawaii? HOT STUFF!

by illnevertell999 July 6, 2010

Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010

Andrew Jackson Jihad

An excellent two-man band that began in Phoenix, AZ in 2004. Members are vocals/lead guitar Sean Bonnette and upright-bassist Ben Gallaty. Commonly classified as "folk punk". The lyrics focus on things such as social anxiety, poverty, humanity, religion, existentialism, and politics, as well as "serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus". They often collaborate with other bands. Commonly abbreviated as AJJ.

"People", "Jesus Saves (God Hates Us All)" and "David J is a Siccness" are examples of Andrew Jackson Jihad songs.

by So-Called Person December 8, 2013

Lake Jackson

A middle-class suburb located in Brazoria County, Texas. Population: 28,363ish. Many families were drawn to the area not due to the 'desirable' humidity, but the local DOW Chemical Plant in Freeport, Texas. Lake Jacksonites are well known for their active involvement in community-service organizations.

Local Area Highlights include (but are not limited to):
*Buc-ee's convenience stores
*Brazos Mall (Starplex 3)
*Wal*Mart Supercenter (Cleanest in the area)
*Over fifty churches (Something for everyone..)

"That chick is from Lake Jackson. She thinks she's all that just cuz they got the mall." said the dirty-fingernailed Sweeny girl, standing meagerly in denim cutoffs.

by Best In Brazoria May 13, 2005