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Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!
by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
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jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
by EPrayer January 26, 2011
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Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
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ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.
Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot
by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015
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jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.
by lgenorr November 3, 2017
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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Jizz Sandwich

When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich
“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”

“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”
by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
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