Jebus

An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".

"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Jewish Medusa

The sexual act in which you rip off your pubes and put them in a Yamaka. Then, you put the Yamaka on your partners head.

I totally gave Will the Jewish Medusa last night. He took it like a man.

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 3, 2011

-Jebus-

-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.

Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back

by CalumT May 6, 2005

Jebus

Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.

* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?

by james_002 April 7, 2009

Jebus

Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!

by Sky March 5, 2004

Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

by BAM March 31, 2005

jewish hot cake

when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her

he jewish hot caked her

by NICK fart March 12, 2008