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An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.
boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.
Jordan by yaya1009 July 17, 2016

jordan hage 

A FUCKING CUNT
THE CUNT OF ALL CUNTS
jordan hage is a real cunt huh

jordan bradshaw

Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).
Wow, that jordan bradshaw and that gabriel. ( WH4T IS G01NG 0N BETW33M TH3M?! )

Jordan Mcginn 

Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.
I'm such a Jordan Mcginn
The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!
I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!
Jordan by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016
An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
Jordan by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016