An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
Get the Santas Jizzmug. When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
Get the jizz stockingmug. by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
Get the Jizz Sandwichmug. The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
Get the Jizz Jumpingmug. by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016
Get the Snowman Jizzmug. Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
by That dud July 2, 2017
Get the jizz pastemug. An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.
Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010
Get the Jizz Catmug.