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j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes
by urgurg May 15, 2009
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Bleed J

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
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J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
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suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
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amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach
"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"
by JeffMan64 August 5, 2008
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J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!
Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
by WaffleFury November 18, 2011
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