Long Island

I was born and raised on Long Island...I love it, but it's just a shame that the cost is rising so damn high...the gangs are becoming more noticeable..and if you aren't wealthy or on welfare..you might as well start thinking about moving ...I would also like to add, that I noticed many people claiming that Bay Shore is like a "ghetto"..with drugs on every corner, $10 blows ..etc...I have lived in Bay Shore for 39 years..and you are way off...Yes, it does have the bad sections of town, but it also has it's extremely wealthy areas as well.. I don't see these so-called $10 blow jobs on the corners..maybe at a train station once in a blue moon years back but those people are not seen around anymore...Maybe some of you who have stated about the "blow job queens" and drug users on every corner don't notice the ones you have because they are better hidden underneath fancier clothes? I may not choose certain towns for myself to live but I certainly don't call them "ghettos" or slums....

Some towns in Long Island may not be to another's liking but don't label them as trashy

by Dawnmarie November 9, 2006

Islamaphobe

Someone who knows too much about Islam

Did Gary just reference the rape statistics of Sweden after a mass influx of Muslim immigration and how they've skyrocketed.
Omg he's such an islamaphobe

by Schlomo Goldstein March 18, 2019

Long Island

theres a big difference between wetsern LI (Elmont, Floral Park, New Hyde Park, Valley Stream, and other neighborhoods on the Queens-Nassau border) and eastern LI(Hamptons, Montauk, Port Jefferson and other areas on the East End). LI has a very diverse landscape and all different types of neighborhoods. NYC is the same way. It's pointless to attempt to generalize people from LI or from NYC.

I dont know why people don't go out and get a life stop arguing over the differences between LI and NYC

by NY_Guy June 20, 2005

Love Island

Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.

People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.

Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!

Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?

Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-

Love Island Producer: NEXT!

by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019

A Long Island

A girl who is hot but not pretty. Like a Long Island Iced Tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.

Chad: Yoooo, I hooked up with this chick Meghan last night at the club.

Brad: Lemme see her insta, bro.
Chad: Nah, just look at my phone.
Brad: Nice body, but her face is beat
Chad: I swear she looks better in person
Brad: I’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. Bitch is a long island.

by BigDogBigFoot April 17, 2018

island park

traffic islands with grass and bushes and things on them. like little parks. good for doing homework or visiting on night adventures.

a: I'm not tired, what should we do?
b: lets walk down by ocean avenue... there are a lot of island parks.
a: and a 7-11.

by emily tow May 27, 2007

Rhode Island Clam Cake

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face

Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!

by RIoysters May 19, 2011