Irish Slushy

When a guys busts a nut in a girls mouth and then throws sum lucky charms in her mouth and then makes her eat it.
ahhh ahh im cummin open your mouth ahhh ooo that felt nice,,,hold on dont swallow heres sum lucky charms...OK now swallow,,,IRISH SLUSHY!!!!
by StickyMcSticky September 14, 2009
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Irish Disaster

A man who talks a big game but is truly a light weight. The typical irish disaster enjoys sitting in his own vomit, loving George Bush, and hooking up with any girl he can get within a ten foot radius.
Girl: Pat is such an irish disaster.
Boy: I know, didn't he hook up with that easy friend of yours at a party right after he vomited?
Girl: Yes, that was him. I told my friend to go to the doctor to see if she got some of his special suprises.
by stunnashades May 28, 2008
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Irish Suntan

The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.
Guy 1: Patrick fell asleep on the beach. He has an Irish Suntan.

Guy 2: I'll get the plywood strips.
by impslayer August 13, 2010
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Irish Steel

The BIGGEST idiot on the face of the planet.
He's a very egotistical, narcissistic, conceited fool who's obscenely large ego derives from low self esteem. He'll also even create his own definition of himself to prove it. Has to beg his ex-girlfriend to get back together with him so he doesn't feel lonely.
"Man! i know this guy names Shawn! He acts like he's the best when he's not! I think he calls himself Irish Steele"

"Yeah. he's a fag"
by Kitten Assassin January 23, 2009
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Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by clegg April 21, 2008
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Irish Republican Army

The Irish Republican Army is one of the most recent Nationalist groups fighting to oust the brutal and murderous 833 year occupation of Ireland by British imperialists. In 1172 the English used deceit to trick their way into getting their Army into a land of priests ans scholars. Since that time, they have outlawed the Irish language, culture, laws, music, and even the colour green upon pain of death. The IRA had, until recently, protected innocent civilians from loyalist paramilitary death squads and british agents. The Provisional IRA are currently seeking diplomatic means to bring about a power sharing government in Northern Ireland, a region of six counties still under british rule.
Famous Irish Republican Army members include Joe Cahill, Martin McGuinness, and Billy McKee.
by Timothy Shuteran November 21, 2005
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