under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.

"wow i am under-the-wood"

by NaniKrank January 31, 2017

Stacking Wood

A woman who likes to cram as much dick into her vagina as possible.

Dude, look at her stacking wood. That bitch cray!

by mavvinkat December 16, 2012

Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

Drift-Wood

The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard

"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)

by kneebracey December 17, 2011

RJ Wood

The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.

Mark: Erica, have you heard from Dan?
Erica: No, he pulled an RJ Wood again!!

by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011

liu woods

Also known as Homicidal Liu. He is the brother of the popular creepypasta Jeff The Killer or Jeffrey Woods. He has 2 different personalities, one of them is Liu and the other which is Sully.

A: Whos is Liu Woods?
B: He's jeff the killer's brother, or homicidal liu.

by clearblood August 2, 2021

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005