phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.

Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.

by Chandee May 09, 2006

liu woods

Also known as Homicidal Liu. He is the brother of the popular creepypasta Jeff The Killer or Jeffrey Woods. He has 2 different personalities, one of them is Liu and the other which is Sully.

A: Whos is Liu Woods?
B: He's jeff the killer's brother, or homicidal liu.

by clearblood August 02, 2021

wood brother

A very homosexual male couple

Justin and Mike are wood brothers

by 6th grade sucks April 02, 2017

under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.

"wow i am under-the-wood"

by NaniKrank February 01, 2017

Drift-Wood

The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard

"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)

by kneebracey December 15, 2011

Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.

My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.

by Blake S. July 21, 2006