Working as Intended

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

by LordSothe September 18, 2009

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.

Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.

by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011

Internut Romance

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???

1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.

by Buck 98261 May 13, 2012

Intern

A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately

Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern

Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern

by #TRASHTAG September 15, 2014

mother's intuition

An immediate unreasoned understanding that a mother has toward something regarding the well being of her child.

Jane didn't want her son Billy to go to the party. Her "mother's intuition" sensed something bad was going to happen.

by Noraaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2013

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004