hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

by flubbermubber July 7, 2006

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006

Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007

hat skillz

The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.

"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"

"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"

by cjayfla January 16, 2009

Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.

I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.

by TwoPiece November 14, 2016

hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session

Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!

by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016

boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020