One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.
The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.
The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.
The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.
Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?
Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.
Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.
Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?
Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.
Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.
Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
Get the Yoda hatmug. Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.
by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019
Get the Ass-Hatmug. Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover
by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022
Get the Cat in The Hatmug. by TwoPiece November 14, 2016
Get the Hat-Trickmug. Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.
You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
Get the weinie hatmug. The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!
Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.
I hate lotion hats!
Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.
I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
Get the Lotion Hatsmug. the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girl” attitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however
Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*
boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk
girl: make me
hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
girl: *steals hat and giggles*
boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk
girl: make me
hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021
Get the hat stealingmug.