shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

bed bath

When someone is in bed and one or more people pee on the one sleeping

Chad passed out at the party so we gave him a bed bath

by Pantz March 26, 2017

bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

by lint538 May 15, 2005

autumn beds

Anything that the band Modest Mouse is definitely NOT sleeping in.

We won't be sleeping in our autumn beds.

by laubau May 17, 2011

made the bed

The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.

Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"

by naughtynurse77 June 9, 2010

Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

by Kbrix October 23, 2014

Helicopter Bed

After a big night out when you lie down, be it in your bed or on the pavement, the sensation of spinning round like a helicopters rotors

'Oh my God, I'd such bad helicopter bed last night I thought I'd take off'

by lolopops March 25, 2009