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Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way
Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today
by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
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band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
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relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.
I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.
by A relative idiot May 20, 2021
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american idiot

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005
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Idiot

when a person could buy a volvo but instead buys a rover. they are then known as an idiot.
"I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"
by mattyhasarover May 3, 2009
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Idiot

Someone who is ignorant. Doesn't know what is right in front of them.
That guy who couldn't make up his mind about Lina is an idiot.

Lina is awesome, anyone who thinks otherwise must be an idiot.
by Sgt J October 23, 2014
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