The guy in the office who surfs the web more than anybody else, but nobody complains about him. Because as long as he hasn't gotten fired, you know you are safe, too.
by TheOriginalBaconSandwich November 13, 2009
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I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?
by ohshititsthecops January 10, 2010
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The idea that karma (or some form of redemption) can be obtained by arguing points against racism, violence, sexuality, and morality on the internet. People that believe in this generally seek to improve their own conscience and appear to hold high moral values on a strictly online-basis. They do not, however, act on many of their opinions in real life.
These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
Josh: Well, at least now less jobs will get outsourced to Japan.
Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*
Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*
Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
by SilverContrail April 12, 2011
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Get the Internet Porn mug.Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.
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Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009
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by bluesonic August 8, 2006
Get the internet chat mug.Internet bait is when you say something that is obliviously wrong. The goal afterwards is to get people to try and correct you, as well as tell you how dumb you are.
Person A: Hey do you like Mario Kart?
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton
Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton
Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!
by MarioKartEpicness December 28, 2016
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