Intelergent

What someone believes he or she is right before misspelling a word.

Red believed that he was the most intelergent man alive. Oh, the irony.

by ms. lolita July 1, 2015

intellectual headache

The feeling you get behind your eyeballs when you’ve absorbed too much new information in a single sitting, and all you can do is wait for your brain to process it

Taking an entire introduction to Angular course in one afternoon gave me an intellectual headache. Too bad there isn't an aspirin for that.

by Imperative September 3, 2015

Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015

Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

Intelegit

The opposite of alternative facts

In an age of alternative facts, what that brother said was intelegit.

by Mntl_blocks May 6, 2018

Intelligence

Something you won't find on Urban Dictionary.

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.

by Urban Dictionary is okay... July 2, 2018

intellihot

A super hot woman with equally matched intelligence, possibly a librarian or a doctor. Could be the girl next door.

“Dude that librarian is so intellihot”

“Did you see Shelley at work today bro? She is so intellihot!”

by Drumdog74 December 13, 2018