New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

Hooper

A proffessional hula hooper or a person with extraordinary and original hula hooping skills.

That hooper is awesome she has 25 hoops going at once spinning around her body.

Hooping is becoming a global tribe and performance-art form thanks to festivals like burning man.

by Giada D. August 13, 2009

hooper

A white guy who will only date and sleep with black women.

Timmay is a hooper. He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot and black.

by shtychkn April 21, 2006

hoperbole

A hyperbole involving Barack Obama's election/inauguration/presidency anchored on "change" and "hope."

"With Obama as president, I don't have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car anymore."

"Please, no more hoperboles."

by Scuda Hindy January 25, 2009

All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist January 3, 2011

hooper

When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew

A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!

by Mahogany Potato June 11, 2006