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Homiesexual

When you're in a relationship with your "homies", but it is not gay. As they are you're homie.
Person 1: isn't that gay?
Person 2: nah bro we've been friends for 5 years. Its just homiesexual
by MaeBing October 15, 2020
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Homiesexual

When you're comfortable enough to do things with your home that makes everyone assume you're dating.
Markiplier and Crankgameplays are homiesexual during tweaking of Unus Annus.
by xxcr-ativityxx October 16, 2020
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Homie hopper

A man (Damien) who hops from homie to homie; dating only people who are friends with eachother
Damien is a major homie hopper he slept with cassy who was friends with alyse- whom he also slept with- who was also friends with lillie-whom he also slept with- who was friends with Andrea-whom he also slept with- I wonder who’s next?
by Cutekitten25 October 29, 2020
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homiebro

Made up word used by those who are trying to be quirky and inventive, by combining homie and bro. Rather than just using the normal words by themselves, they go out of their way to disrupt the flow of the conversation with this abomination.
“Man I’m tired as hell I think I’m gonna go to sleep, goodnight homiebro.”
What the hell is even that?”
by Spidey_27 November 3, 2020
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Homieversary

The date where you and your home and/or homies became homies.
I cannot wait to go to Vegas this month for our homieversary!
by PeshFromTx November 19, 2020
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Homiesexual

This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.

The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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Homiesexual

Person one: let's have sex
Person two: k
Person one: it's homiesexual
by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
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