Ham Fister

Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.

These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.

"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"

"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"

by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004

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Ham Hocks

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

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salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.

I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!

by The White Shine December 28, 2009

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Ham Scwad

Pronounced "Ham Squad" but not the other Ham Squad. Thus the spelling.

1. A close knit group of friends who play Black Ops tournaments together, and are usually pretty good at it.

2. To dominate something as a TEAM

3. To put having fun before winning.

1. Black Ops Player- We lost again...

OneBraveGhost- Ham Scwad on deck!

2. Guy1- Gosh we were pretty much Ham Scwad right there..

Guy2- I know! We did so good!

3. Guy1- That was Ham Scwad-ish.

Guy2- YEAH! I HAD ALOT OF FUN!

Guy1- Dude, We lost 7500-600..

^That was an actual game score...

by OneBraveGhost July 26, 2011

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