Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023

Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.

Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."

by Powd May 14, 2022

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

by NyTsUj April 12, 2011

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

by Hook123 May 19, 2018