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chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.
by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011
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two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!
They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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I'll hold the candle

A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.
John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."
by Cobalticus January 19, 2017
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Books on hold

Erin and Angie, after drinking several glasses of wine they put their books on hold together (in bed.)
by Lake House Getaway January 21, 2018
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shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...
“Bro shes my hold back off.”
by caleb leduc February 13, 2018
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Sack on hold

Trying to stop your friend from fucking reckless bitches
Dude, put your sack on hold for now.
by nickdonzo51 June 12, 2018
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The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
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