shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
mugGet the shit on my helmetmug.

Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.
I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her
by doubledown10 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Helmetmug.

Helmet

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.

This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
mugGet the Helmetmug.

The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
mugGet the The Rigid Helmetmug.

nacho helmet

A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
Reggie looks great in his nacho helmet and dark glasses.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
mugGet the nacho helmetmug.

helmeted warrior

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.
by Jade217 September 21, 2016
mugGet the helmeted warriormug.

Helmet

When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.
Fuck man that shits dank i think im one hit helmet
by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015
mugGet the Helmetmug.

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