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Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020
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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.
God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
by Berrick January 18, 2020
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Helmet Hopper

More often a female, but can also be a male, someone who only dates bikers until they are bored and find a new biker to date. They date only for the bike/thrill and don’t actually care for the biker. Similar terms can simply be Motorcycle sl*t. (Kind of like a Truck sl*t) also very similar to a Homie hopper.
I swear I see her on the back of everyone’s bike, she must be a helmet hopper.
by Sportbiker213 July 15, 2024
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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.
by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009
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