When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her
by doubledown10 June 22, 2021

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022

A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.
by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015
