guidette

an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.

"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.

by tightpussy0 November 24, 2009

guidette

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

by sandrabxgurl December 14, 2003

Gilded Boy

A seemingly nice, golden boy, one would not suspect him of being capable of breaking hearts. However, he does, and when he does it hurts because you would never suspect this person to act like that. They are funny, smart, athletic, attractive and maintain a pretty untarnished record. They enjoy the attention that comes with the golden boy title and will use it to their advantage. Their charming nature makes every conversation feel like flirting, but in actuality, he has been in love with the same girl for six years and will never, I repeat, NEVER, get over it. He pushes all emotions down to avoid confrontation and maintain superficial perfection, but inevitably he will screw you over and then find no fault in his actions. He appears to be golden but a gilded boy will break your heart to get his happy ending.

Person 1: "I think Brad is flirting with me."
Person 2: "Ooo don't get involved with him."
Person 1: " Why he's such a golden boy."
Person 2: "No, he's a Gilded Boy, he only appears that way on the outside."

by noimnotmadanymore February 10, 2019

guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.

If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.

by sean PF October 3, 2006

guido

A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids

Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido

by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008

guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.

Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:

by guidaly December 28, 2009

Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.

"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"

by dazoby August 26, 2009