grovel

verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.

shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel

by sandspit September 24, 2007

Glove Up

The act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.

Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline

by Josh30 January 21, 2007

Red Glove

When you vaginally intrude on a menstruating female with your hand.

We noticed Henry had a red glove while he was eating at Potbellies. His girl must have been on her period.

Go wash your hands Henry.

by Chubby Checka September 25, 2010

Grave Robber

A young woman or man who is attracted to or dates older men. Usually, twice their age or near death. The opposite of a cradle robber.

Example 1:
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?

by Thianica October 6, 2011

gove

To vomit uncontrollably. The symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove.

I woke up the morning after the London riots to find someone had goved all over the doorstep.

by SadLondoner August 21, 2011

gravedigger's biscuits

British expression for six-thirty in the evening (6:30 p.m.), which is the time when football (soccer) matches traditionally start.

I'll see you at precisely six-thirty, or as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits.

by Johnny Panic February 28, 2011

US Government

haha sorry i meant Oligarchy... my bad

whoops.. oligarchy NOT olbigarchy...

by pwnz0r December 4, 2003