Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025

No grip

Adjective fo slut pussy that ain tight enough to take a dick

Jhit 1: Dawg yo girl ain got no grip
Jhit 2: At leas she ain a vonGugenheimenwompenhomen like yo girl

by bobb milk August 16, 2021

Grip mag

Porn mag jazz mag

You didn't clean up the kitchen last night after you messed it up. As a penalty, you're gonna have to buy a grip mag for the house.

by Glenda July 11, 2003

grip

some weed or some dollaz or sometimes as insult

(some guy gets shot)" yo dats wat u get fo tryin to jack him fo his grip"

"pshh man look at dat nigga grip, rollin through da hood again!"

"yo lets jack dat fool fo his grip"

by tha-king May 2, 2009

Life grip

The opposite of death grip.

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011

Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.

"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.

by impadop September 12, 2022

Necrotic Grip

When you dig a bitch out of the grave to get a hand job.

Guy #1: "Bro I just got a Necrotic Grip last night"
Guy #2: "You make sure to re-bury her?"

by HE HE HA HA September 28, 2021