Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.

Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.

by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022

Titty Goblin

A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.

Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”

by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022

Chock Gobbler

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.

"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."

by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously fluttering their throat and rolling their tongue hence making a sound of a turkey gobbling.

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler on the west side

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

big mac gobbler

Phrase popularized by the viewers of ibxtoycat.

It means to eat a lot of big macs in a short amount of time.

John: "Bro, Toycat is yes."

Bobby the bitch: "But he is a big mac gobbler!"

by R_Zombie12345 January 28, 2021

Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023