Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

Fun dick

The sexual act of licking a man's dick, dipping it in Fun Dip powder, and licking it again.

I enjoy the sweet taste of a fun dick now and then.

by Hehe_Boobs July 30, 2017

Fun fact

A fact that is seemingly, fun.

Fun fact:
did you know that 98% of gen z have terminal brain cancer?

by Pajcho November 1, 2023

Fun butter

Alternate term for lubricant, usually cum

"Ran out of lube and she wanted me to smash her in the arse so just used a bit of fun butter and jammed it right in."

by AussieMG December 11, 2020

Fun Toxic

somebody that is toxic in a good way

K’Nazia you are so fun toxic i love you”

by YpcJoJo July 29, 2021

what the fun

new curse word; being visibly shocked about people having fun

person 1: omg im having so much fun
person 2: same!!
me: what the fun?!

by frogleash October 21, 2021