fudge blowout

To have a really big poo that burns the hairs off your asshole!

person 1-"corr, i just had a huge fudge blowout"

person 2- "did it burn your ass hairs off?"

person 1- "yes it bloody well did"

by onthejob October 15, 2011

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber April 29, 2016

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar January 01, 2014

fudge cuddles

When your partner takes a large soggy shit on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench.

I'm too tired for Wolfbagging tonight darling. Lets just have fudge cuddles.

by Rabbitfondler January 08, 2017

Fudge cap

The film of poop left on the upper portion of the head after it has been inserted into another's anus.

After I stuck my head up her butt I was wearing Katie's Fudge cap all night.

by TechnicolorHobo July 06, 2016