Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber May 24, 2016

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013

fudge blowout

To have a really big poo that burns the hairs off your asshole!

person 1-"corr, i just had a huge fudge blowout"

person 2- "did it burn your ass hairs off?"

person 1- "yes it bloody well did"

by onthejob October 15, 2011

Fudge knuckles

When you go to wipe and your hand slips and you get last nights digested leftover all over your knuckles.

I was wiping the other day and my hand sliped and I got fudge knuckles.

by Garebear#1 September 22, 2014

fudge cuddles

When your partner takes a large soggy shit on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench.

I'm too tired for Wolfbagging tonight darling. Lets just have fudge cuddles.

by Rabbitfondler January 8, 2017

fudge-head

The "polite" version of callings someone a shithead.

(In church) Wow! That preacher sure is a fudge-head!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016

fudge smudge

the little browish tint on the tip of your dick after ass bangin your girlfriend/boyfriend

Man when I turned on the lite after ass bangin Karen last nite I had a massive fudge smudge!!!

by vinny125125 January 20, 2011