Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me

Will you fuck me?

by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

Fuck me

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public

SLUT

Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"

by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024

Fuck me

1. A way to express anger

2. A expression of what you want to do

When the box fell on James' foot he screamed Fuck me .

by Jeffrey willingly June 26, 2021

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

fuck me

ah yessss

Please fuck me god

by snowneo August 19, 2021