Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

fuck me

it means: fuck me

Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.

by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

fuck me in the ass

this is slang for something that someone cant do.

or just reffering to sex.

matt: *fails a hoop for match point*
scott: OH YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK ME IN THE ASS MATT!

ariana: *moans* oh yeahhh fuck me in the ass!
adrian: *thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*

by shaqtate September 29, 2023

Fuck me harder

Where you fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend so hard

Fuck me harder daddy<3 Harder and Faster

by giyanna_jakobi_forever<3 November 9, 2021

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

You Fucking me around

Messing with someone/ and or /tricking some one.

Zo you’re shoe is untied.
- you fucking me around huh?

by Amirbgood September 7, 2022