french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

by juyh12 December 6, 2010

French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020

French Letter

what hot girls call Les Condom

whispered "do you have a french letter?"

by tomkoz February 8, 2004

French Victories

The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'

Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.

by Chewy the bacca July 20, 2004

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

by jackass13579 April 23, 2010

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

alex french

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl

Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute

by Urmomgay4 December 1, 2019