going for a chinky

Ordering a Chinese meal (posh English)

We're going for a chinky, want to come?

by decipher. January 7, 2026

heart froze for a second

Got a shock

My heart froze for a second.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

digging a hole for a living

To exemplify a boring job.

- I hate working in this office!
- It still beats digging a hole for a living, doesn't it?

by gurraburra June 26, 2012

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

duck over for a shag

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017