Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

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Tumblr Fever

The tragic uncurable syndrome and disease of which the victim loses the ability to even .This starts when a fangirl unfortunately goes to Tumblr to ship her and senpai .She then screams in a mixture of delight and sadness (that Would make any penis shrivel in fear ) then BOOM she comletley loses the ability to even

Doctor:Im sorry you fave Tumblr fever you will never even again

by X-Vav and Ray September 23, 2015

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Fuckboy Fever

When a girl starts hanging out with popular boys that give her a lot of attention and she starts thinking she's the shit.

My best friend Mackenzie stopped talking to me because she has Fuckboy Fever.

by Boozy Bodies January 17, 2018

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eBay fever

When you purchase lots of items on eBay that you don't really need, over a short space of time.

I just spent £60 on twelve second hand iPhone cases. I must have eBay fever because I can't stop!

by ratdemon2003 June 3, 2016

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bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!

by skunk(69) August 14, 2011

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