A cartoon character based in the stone age that has square-looking feet that are excellent for peddling cars. Often hard to find shoes to fit such odd looking feet.
It's a good thing Chris has Fred Flintstone Feet to get him where he needs to go since he was a TARD and got his bike stolen.
by Tara May 17, 2005
Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
by -cM January 21, 2009
by Wally elsissy September 05, 2006
Something you don't want shoved up your ass.
A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
by Xyience December 15, 2007
by mikeock April 12, 2005
Feet so foul they cause everyone around you to have a transient stroke at a whiff. If left untreated, has the capacity to instill madness, violence, and depression in those who have the displeasure of filling their nostrils with the odors of Satan.
"Ay I heard that 22 year old girl got some stank-ass feet yo"
"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."
"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."
by Raisin-Bran May 31, 2016
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 23, 2018