situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Poo Fart

Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.

I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.

by poo_fart May 11, 2021

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

by Horse Power December 26, 2016

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012

fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

land fart

When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.

I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!

by ChickyOh January 14, 2016