FHS Located in Boulder, Colorado. Fairview is the only school where you will find the kids with a GPA of 5.0 smoking pot after school. Crazy amazing fine arts department/musical theatre classes where people may stab each other to get into a play. Warning: Girls: cannot enter unless you own uggs, designer purses, good looks, and perfect bodies. Guys: are guys.
Both go to Fairview High School:
A: shit i have a 100000 point project due tomorrow in IB calculus and i have to perform in a choir concert tonight, what should i do?
B: smoke this shit, man
A: ok, word
A: shit i have a 100000 point project due tomorrow in IB calculus and i have to perform in a choir concert tonight, what should i do?
B: smoke this shit, man
A: ok, word
by 0counts1 January 20, 2008
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Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?
Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.
Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.
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This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.
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Get the Fairy Of Shampoo mug.An internet fairy is similar to the troll in that an individual anonomously pokes fun at unsuspecting individuals online. The distinction between the two can be made by the cute and endearing nature of the faerie that is practically harmless in nature.
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"My entire blog was COVERED with animated kittens! when I woke up this morning"
"Must have been an internet fairy".
"Must have been an internet fairy".
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